Good Better Best

[Lillybye]

*** GOOD
A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders,but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young
accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full
of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

** BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Peoria, IL. ..... a $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

* * * BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Illinois State Trooper
walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
He replied, "Illinois State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.

[Kitanajade]

haha good ones )