Dr. Phil

[Sunnie]

hehe friend sent this to me


I am passing this on to you because it definitely
worked for me and we could all use a little more
calmness in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil
show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you've started and never
finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest
of the cheesecake, all of the Doritos and a box of
chocolates.

You have absolutely no idea how freaking good I feel
right now!

Dang, that Dr. Phil is smart!

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need
of inner peace.

[Taunto]

The alcohol would be great but that food would make me sick. Even more so after the alcohol.

[Nizzi]

Give me rubbing alcohol and animal crackers any day over that junk, that is the meal of kings.