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Korafax down. |
Not, much time for fancy text or funny stories but Eternal Sovereign now has Korafax on farm status and is in the process of collecting enough keys to raid there. Grats ES! Incoming, Discord Tower.... |
| Posted on Fri May 29, 2009 2:19 pm by beornj |
How to make a PBJ sandwich |
Today I'd like to take a moment to explain how to make a PBJ sandwich. A lot of people have been asking me about this so I figured the best place to answer it would be in a news update.
First thing to remember when making this sandwich is that it's very likely that someone or something may catch on fire, so always keep a fire extinguisher handy. Now that the basic safety devices are in place we can get into the actual sandwich making.
Raw Materials
You are gonna need at minimum the following for one sandwich:
1 Jar crunchy peanut butter
I know you are thinking why use crunchy???? Well lets just say crunchy is the only guaranteed way to make sure your sandwich does not turn into poisonous snakes. (picture of poisonous snake)
2 slices Wonderbread*(TM)
Your average bread does not have wonder powers, and will not hold up to the extreme awesome contained in this sandwich.
1 Jelly (NOT GRAPE)
Grape jelly is normally ok in most sandwiches when combined with wonderbread and crunchy peanut butter it will make you British, which is just sad face.
1 Knife that was used in a Crocodile Dundee movie
If anyone knows a sandwich Paul Hogan does.
Combining
Apply all the peanut butter in the jar to one piece of bread both sides. Apply all the jelly to the other slice. Now here is the rough part, combine those two pieces together and stand back this an exothermic reaction. Once the sandwich has cooled down, use the knife to slice it into convenient sized bites.
Consuming
Insert sandwich into mouth. Chew, swallow, repeat, sigh contentedly.
Celebration
Hold your head high you hero you.
On an unrelated note grats ES on beating, Mr soul slayer, Vyskudra, Brood Muther, and Kerafym. Good work possum team! |
| Posted on Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:35 pm by Nizzi |
Awesome Action News 5000 |
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| Posted on Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:02 am by Kyreth |
Ding Dong Meldrath is Dead |
all characters voices are gnomes rejoicing in song, no Halflings were used so none were hurt in this news report
Ding Dong! The Gnome is dead. Which old Gnome? The Wicked Gnome!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Gnome is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Gnome is dead. He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Gnome is dead!
Nizzi: "As Guild Leader of the Eternal Sovereign City, In the County of the Land of EverQuest, I welcome you most regally.
Fazin: But we've got to verify it legally... to see
Nizzi: To see...?
Fazin: If he...
Nizzi: If he...?
Fazin: Is morally, ethic'lly...
Homework: Spiritually, physically...
Ylyrra: Positively, absolutely...
ES Members: Undeniably and reliably Dead!
Bogagar: As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead; he's really most sincerely dead.
Nizzi: Then this is a day of Independence For all Eternal Sovereign and their descendants
Fazin: If any.
Nizzi: Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Gnome, Meldrath the Malignant at last is dead!
That’s right, you heard it from our esteemed raid members and all the vocals were high pitched and on key!
Meldrath the Malignant is indeed dead as a doorknob! I seen his nasty gnomie gnarly feet curl up and fade away with my own eyes. This opens great opportunities as ES continues to follow the yellow brick road.
Grats to all ES for the dedication, commitment and hard work!
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| Posted on Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:55 pm by Tudana |
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